If Facebook Messages Could Kill…

4 Jun

I refuse to correct his grammar and punctuation, though I would very much like to.  This is the reason that Facebook continues to disappoint me (though admittedly, I am hopelessly addicted.)

From a random stranger who probably (I hope) lives on a different continent:

“How are you doing? Impressing is what i describe your captivating profile as a near perfect description of what i desire in a woman,even your profile goes a long way in describing the quintessential underlying beauty any man would seek for in a woman. I express to you my faithfulness,not forgetting that God gave us love and unity, in perfect love. Miss every man has a preconceived thought or wish for a special woman to spend the rest of their life with. From reading your page, everything about you exceeds my expectations. I know for now this may be a dream for me, however, I hope and I wish you would put fourth the effort to get to know me and make it reality for me. So, tell me what do you think?my Name is ——–”

….so yea… There’s that.

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