Listen all of y’all, it’s a sabotage…

1 Feb

I’m getting ready for vacation. By ‘getting ready’ I mean I have been frantically turning my room upside down and inside out for the past few weeks in search of my passport. No luck so far.

I carry my passport with me (and my social security card), but I was recently told that it wasn’t the safest thing to do, and that I should put both of those things in a safe, secure place so that they do not get lost, or fall out of my purse, or whatever. So I did that. Great. Now I have no idea where my safe location was, and knowing my mind, there are ENDLESS possibilities. I even checked the freezer and the laundry room cabinets. Nada. With seven days to go, I can definitely feel the fire under my ass.

Why must I always sabotage myself?

The bright side is in the intensity of my passport search, a massive amount of spring-cleaning has been done and a shit ton of clutter removed from my life. I even donated like 50% of my clothes. I will feel better about the cleaner, neater state of things, however, once I can rest assured that I will make it through customs.

Stupid, stupid passport.

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