Morning Hair

6 May

An Open Letter to Dry Shampoo:

You are a big, fat lie. I trusted you, and you turned your back on me. Plus, you smell like old people.

Screw you.

Sincerely,

Lindsay G

P.S. I really should give you credit for making it easier for me to shampoo the cat. So there’s that.

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