Montana Becky

21 Feb

I had a roommate in college. Becky. She was a live wire and tons of fun. A real nutter. While my first year in Montana I studied more than I needed to and spent a lot of time exploring the wilderness, rock climbing, and playing Nintendo in the dorm room, Becky was living the typical college life. Becky had friends, and lots of them. She drank and did drugs and partied- Becky was living, she was having fun.

I didn’t really understand her until much later in life.

So anyhow one night Becky went out partying. School night. Did LSD or something serious- I have no idea, but when she showed up back at the dorm that night she brought with her some equally messed up dickwad. He was a real peice of work. Rude, stupid, high beyond belief. So anyhow the two of them crawled into bed to sleep it off but as it turned out, her dickwad friend snored like Hades. So bad the girl in the room next door came by to make sure everything was ok. So bad that Becky left and went to sleep in the lounge. So bad that I wanted to cry. So bad I think I did cry.

I tried to wake him up every way I could think of. I dumped water on him. I smacked him in the face. I turned on all the lights and blasted music. Nothing worked. I ended up spending most of the night attempting to sleep in the tub down the hall.

In the morning as I was getting ready to go to class, the dickwad woke up. He looked confusedly around, stood up, stretched, and a god damn tiny Mr. Hanky fell from his boxer shorts. An evil little turd. He’d had no idea it was there all night. I looked from him, to the floor, to Becky. She shrugged apologetically.

I was mad for weeks.

Now it’s one of the funnier Montana moments that I remember. Thank you, Becky. 🙂

2 Responses to “Montana Becky”

  1. xysmas February 27, 2013 at 10:23 am #

    Evil little turds.


  2. aaron February 27, 2013 at 10:22 am #

    Evil little turd.


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