Couch Surfing

3 Sep

My boyfriend and I are breaking up. That sucks enough in itself. But when I finally decided that NOPE, this was the end, he kicked me out of the house.

He has done this many times before, mind you (hence the break up).

So I spent the night on a buddy’s couch. He has a terrarium in his kitchen. It freaked me out.

“Oh Lord, what lives in there?!” I asked, ready for something gross like a spider or a lizard or a snake…

“No, don’t worry, it’s empty. My snake used to live in there but not anymore.”

“That’s a relief. What happened to your snake?”

“He escaped a few weeks ago.”


…..I barely slept a wink.

One Response to “Couch Surfing”

  1. David Medina September 3, 2014 at 4:58 pm #

    Had a girlfriend change the locks on me once, then found out she had charged it to my credit card…


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