Archive | July, 2019

Mop the Walls

6 Jul

This story is not for the faint of heart – fair warning.

So I switched some medication and it had the side affect of blocking me up. I didn’t ‘have a movement’ for like 6 days and I don’t know if y’all have ever experienced that but it does not feel good.

My brilliant brain drank an entire bottle of magnesium citrate to loosen up my bowels (a.k.a. the depths of hell).

Long story short I can never enter that bathroom again. Ever. I shall throw out my toilet and torch it.

But yea I guess I feel a little better.

Lesson learned: never eat again and then you’ll never have to poo.

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